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The scissor horseman snips a wedding
“Charlene, your dad’s making everyone empty their bags.” “Why?” “I dunno, but he just pocketed Amelia’s cuticle nipper.” “Not this again!...

John Lombard
Apr 11


The American Standard for Frankensteins
The hardest part of creating life is choosing its star sign. I decided to bring Christopher to life on July 8, the anniversary of the...

John Lombard
Mar 6


The enchantress’ suffocating bounty of olives and pigs
Men can be such useless beasts. I can understand the ruined kitchen. That’s just brute appetite - gulps of honey and wine. Although a...

John Lombard
Jan 18


The Leers and Prances of the Upsetting Mr W
Apply the blue eyeshadow, for sleepless nights of scheming. Affix the pink nose and long moustache, for the twirl of the melodrama...

John Lombard
Nov 30, 2024


My teaching assistants, the wee folk
“Gutweed, you will return that IT billionaire to his California mansion! And put his kneecaps back while you’re at it.” “But Your...

John Lombard
Nov 19, 2024


Inspirations - Flim Flam Forages...
I think everyone who has read comics for decades has a story like this one in them, as an exorcism if nothing else. Briefly the creators...

John Lombard
Oct 19, 2024
