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Per My Last Attack On Your Castle
Of course, we bow to the samurai. Leave the road. Touch the ground with your forehead. Don’t look in their eyes. Wait for them to pass....

John Lombard
May 11, 2024
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A Banquet for the Swine God
Sometimes, Tripitaka wished the demons would just eat him. After they pounced on him in a swirl of fangs and horns and yellow eyes, he...

John Lombard
Apr 7, 2024
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Inspirations - Prince John v the Salad King of Merrie Olde England
This story started with a rewatch of the charming Disney Robin Hood movie from 1973, the cartoon where Robin Hood and Maid Marian are...

John Lombard
Mar 23, 2024
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Prince John v the Salad King of Merrie Olde England
The plaintiff: John, Prince of England. Brother to absent King Richard. Stewards a forfeit realm from a brittle cuckoo court. Dubbed...

John Lombard
Mar 1, 2024
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Inspirations - The Hot Chip and Gravedigging Club
First up, I originally wanted to call this "The After School Hot Chip and Gravedigging Club" - I think it's more resonant, but it gives...

John Lombard
Jan 14, 2024
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The Hot Chip and Gravedigging Club
Before you can dig up a grave, you’ve usually got to get over a fence. Ribbon aimed a lasso onto one of the pickets, to give us a rope to...

John Lombard
Jan 14, 2024
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